You Won’t Believe What This Woman Said About Her Service Dog!

So there I was, just doing a normal grocery run with my service dog, and this lady in front of me at checkout had mountains of toilet paper—probably $200 worth. She gave me a huffy look and asked, “What type of dog is that?”

I answered, “He’s my service dog.”

She rolled her eyes and snapped, “I know that. What type of service?”

Trying not to laugh, I calmly replied, “Oh, he’s a BLD.”

At this point, my dog was wagging his tail and licking her hands and face, being his usual friendly self. She gave me a confused look. “A BLD? What does that even mean?”

With a straight face, I told her, “It stands for B*tt Licking Dog.”

Her eyes went wide. “B*tt Licking Dog?”

“Yeah,” I said, completely serious. “He’s trained to, you know, take care of business for me since I can’t seem to find toilet paper thanks to, well… hoarders.”

The cashier just lost it, laughing so hard she could barely scan the groceries.